Elaine Faber

An edited scene from Black Cat and the Lethal Lawyer

Wilbur parked his Jeep about a quarter mile from the barn behind a pile of boulders. He stuffed a pair of black gloves and a lady’s stocking into his jacket pocket. He crept along the desert, moving from one clump of shrubs to the next until he heard music coming from the barn where the dance was already in full swing. The aroma of spicy barbecued chicken drifting through the air made his mouth water.

Wilbur swallowed and licked his lips. It had been a long time since lunch. His stomach growled. Waves of nausea spread through him, partly from hunger and partly from nervousness, thinking of what he was about to do.

The shrubs and garden structures concealed his movements as he circled the yard and approached Mrs. Milton’s house. Wilbur opened the screen door and tiptoed through the kitchen. He paused to listen. No sound except for the faint music drifting from the barn. He crept up the back stairs, knowing Mrs. Martin hadn’t attended the barn dance due to a sprained ankle.

The hallway was in semi-darkness except for a small scented candle burning on the hall table. Wilbur removed the stocking from his pocket and pulled it over his head. He tightened his fingers around a heavy metal flashlight as he approached Mrs. Martin’s room, where a thin stream of light shone beneath her bedroom door. The sweat felt sticky inside his gloves as he reached for the doorknob. He paused, hearing voices inside the bedroom. She was awake, and someone was in there with her.  

Wilbur hurried across the hall into the bathroom, left the door slightly ajar, and peered through the crack in the door, willing the person to leave so he could get on with his task.

He stood in the dark, thinking about what he must do. It was a shame he had to kill her. He actually liked the old woman, but now she was talking about leaving her fortune to one of her grandchildren and he had to act before she changed her will.

It seemed like hours until the housekeeper came out the door, carrying a dinner tray with the little marmalade cat winding around her feet.

“Alright, little one. Come with me to the kitchen and I’ll get you a treat,” he heard her say. The cat turned and looked back. Wilbur froze. Had she heard something? Would she come back and give away his hiding place? Wilbur closed his eyes. Within a few seconds, he heard the kitchen door click. He let out his breath with a gasp and realized he’d been holding it.

The hallway was quiet. Mrs. Lassiter’s light went out. He stood in the dark, counting to 1000, waiting for her to go to sleep, going over every detail; how he would kill her with the flashlight, then run down the back stairs to his Jeep, rush back to the motel, and pretend great shock and disbelief tomorrow when he heard of her most unfortunate demise.

When he felt enough time had elapsed, he gripped the flashlight, held his breath, slowly turned the doorknob, and pushed open Mrs. Lassiter’s bedroom door.

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The big black and white cat lay snuggled close to her side, drifting between wakefulness and sleep, comfortable and warm, listening to the music drifting through the window. The sound of the doorknob turning brought him fully awake. His ears pricked forward. He jumped silently from the bed onto the floor and then eased to the top of the dresser by the door. He crouched, his gaze riveted on the doorknob as it gradually turned. The hair on the back of his neck stood on end. His muscles tensed.

He waited.

The door inched open.

The next moment, the door flung open and a dark figure rushed across the room to Mrs. Martin’s bed. The intruder swung the flashlight, striking the sleeping woman’s temple. Blood flowed from the wound, and she lay still as blood seeped into the pillow beneath her head. Thumper shrieked and leaped from the dresser onto the killer’s back, digging his claws into the man’s shoulders.

Wilbur screamed and dropped the flashlight. He jerked from side to side, trying to dislodge his attacker. Thumper’s fangs sank deep into the flesh of his neck. Wilbur grabbed the squirming cat around the throat, yanked him loose, and flung him across the room. He screamed again as the cat’s teeth left a gaping hole where his teeth had been embedded in the flesh. Blood poured from the bite, dripped down his back, and spattered across the bed. Thumper’s body whacked into the dresser, and he lay still on the floor. Wilbur rushed from the room and down the back stairs. His heart pounded as if it would explode through his chest.  The scratches around his ears stung, and the bite in the back of his neck throbbed. From time to time, he reached up and touched the wound in his neck, cursing the beast.

All his plans were in ruins. His alibi was in shambles. His blood and DNA were at the crime scene, thanks to the cat. It wouldn’t take the police long to connect the dots, and his alibi wouldn’t hold water. He had planned that by the time the body was found, he would be safely out of town.

Now the cat was literally out of the bag, and the house was in an uproar, and he was nowhere near his motel and an alibi.

Wilber clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, furious that a cat had foiled his plan. He hoped the damn thing broke its neck when it hit the dresser. He smiled at the thought and stumbled on through the darkness. He felt a sense of relief when the shadow of his jeep loomed in the distance.

Now he had to decide what to do. Should he go back to the motel and tough it out? No, they would be able to test the blood in the bedroom and prove he was the attacker. There wasn’t any choice. He had to leave the country.

He smiled at the sight of his 1945 Jeep. A smile flitted across his face and quickly disappeared when another stab of pain surged through the back of his neck.

He grabbed the steering wheel and flung himself through the open door into the driver’s seat. He turned the key and pressed the starter on the floor. There was a click as the solenoid tried to engage the starter motor, but it didn’t have enough power to turn over the engine. He pressed it again. There was a click and then silence as the battery went completely dead. Vintage cars were always temperamental.

Wilbur slammed the steering wheel with the butt of his hand. Now what? The Mexican border was only four miles away. And how would that work? They’d be watching for his car at the border. Oh, look there. Here comes the only 1945 restored Jeep in the state of Texas. Do you think it's Wilbur Breckinridge, the guy with no alibi, a chomp out of the back of his neck, and blood all over his clothes? Do you think?

Forget the border. Wilbur scooted down in the seat to sleep, stifling a yawn. He’d make a better plan in the morning.

He awoke with a start. For a moment, he wondered what he was doing, sitting in his jeep in the middle of the desert. He shuddered at the memory of Mrs. Martin’s blood-soaked head. My God, I did it. I killed her. 

Pain pulsed through the back of his neck. He touched the cat bite, and his hand came away with tinges of blood on his fingers. He wiped his hand on his pants and cursed.

Wilbur’s heart leaped with the thought that maybe the Jeep would start this morning. He turned the key, hit the starter, and crossed his fingers. Click. Click. Nothing.

He stepped out of the Jeep and pulled his rifle from its vintage scabbard by the front fender. He slammed the bolt back and then forward, chambering a round, and set the safety. With the sharp metallic clank, all the desert sounds went silent. Wilbur ran his hand lovingly over the front fender, bidding his beloved vehicle farewell forever, and started walking toward the canyon and the destiny that awaited him.

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‘Found cat’ advertisements were posted, and a lady responded, claiming Angel was her lost cat, Miss Boopkins. She is coming to claim her, and Black Cat is distraught that he will lose his ladylove and their babies. (Written by Black Cat.)

All too soon, the crunch of tires in the driveway announced the arrival of Angel’s lady. Daddy met her in the yard.

Mrs. Stubblefield had a gray bun on top of her head and wore a pink T-shirt with Miss Boop-kins scrawled across the front. She was carrying a pink cat carrier with lace around the door and a big red bow tied on top. “Miss Boopkins” was emblazoned on the side. Cynthia pulled Angel and all the babies into her lap.

I sat beside her and growled, fighting the urge to fight for my family until the breath left my body… but I knew I couldn’t. I had to put up a front for Angel and Cynthia’s sake. A bloody cat-fight to the death wouldn’t make Angel’s leaving any easier on either of them.

The door squeaked open. I froze, facing the moment I had so long dreaded. Daddy came in, followed by Mrs. Stubblefield. She set down the huge cat carrier, her face wreathed in smiles. She leaned over the blanket in Cynthia’s lap. Angel looked up, and their eyes met, and Mrs. Stubblefield burst into tears.

Tears of joy, I guess. It was too much. I had tried so hard to be brave, but I couldn’t hold it together. I’m not proud of myself, but I ran straight out the door and over to the woodpile. Waves of suicidal thoughts one minute and homicidal thoughts the next, raged within my breast, and I didn’t know who I should kill first; myself or Mrs. Stubblefield.

I heard Cynthia shriek and looked up. I guess she was throwing a fit after all, despite her promise to be good and let Angel go back to her home.

She was on the porch, calling. “Black Cat. Here, kitty, kitty. Come back. I have something to tell you.”

Yeah, right. As if I needed a lecture on civility while Mrs. Stubblefield popped Angel into the ridiculous whore wagon she called a cat carrier. I started to run away through the vineyard. I stopped.

I owe Angel a decent goodbye.

A broken, defeated soul, I slunk so low across the yard, the pine needles stuck to my belly fur dropped to the floor as I crossed the porch.

Inside, Mrs. Stubblefield sat on the rug with Cynthia, cooing over the yet-to-be-named cream colored kitten. Daddy sat on the couch, all smiles.

What’s going on here? How dare he smile? Cynthia looked up, “Oh, there you are, Black Cat. Come and meet Mrs. Stubblefield. Angel isn’t her cat after all, but she wants to take the little cream kitten home with her. Isn’t that wonderful?”

At that moment, a beam of sunshine from the window cast its light across Angel and Mrs. Stubblefield’s faces. If I didn’t know better, I swear I heard a chorus of angels.

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Mrs. Stubblefield stroked the cream baby across her cheek. “I think I’ll call you…Miss Bubblekins…Yes, that’s what I’ll call you.”

I shuddered. That my daughter should go through life named Miss Bubblekins! But the kitten wound her toes in and out and mouthed an appreciative silent mew. I guess any lady who would wear a T-shirt with her cat’s name spread across her boobs can’t be all bad. Miss Bubblekins… would be going to a good home with a satisfactorily besotted owner, which, after all, is the goal of any mother and father cat.

Conversation was underway. Was the baby old enough to leave her mother, or did she need to stay several more weeks? There were two schools of thought. On the one hand, Miss Bubblekins had only started to drink milk from a bowl the day before. On the other hand, there was no doubt Mrs. Stubblefield would move heaven and earth to see that Miss Bubblekins got enough to eat, even if it meant getting up every two hours throughout the night to feed her with a baby bottle. Because of the distance Mrs. Stubblefield had driven, Daddy relented and agreed she could take the kitten home with her. We all kissed the baby goodbye and wished her good luck.

That afternoon, Angel and I snuggled on the blanket with the remaining two kittens, Rambo and Mittens.

“I know she’s going to a good home,” Angel said, “but I’m sad to see her go so young. I thought I’d have more time to get her on the right track.”

“Yes, but that’s the way things ought to be. You give them life, teach them right from wrong, set them toward a good home, kiss them good-bye, and wish them luck. That’s what a mother cat does. You don’t have any regrets, do you?”

Angel sighed. “I guess not. Though I do regret that she was named Miss Bubblekins.” Her mouth twitched.

I rolled over and showed off my magnificent white tummy, put my feet in the air, and laughed. “And I do regret calling her cat carrier a whore wagon.”

Angel glared at me. “You didn’t!”

“I did, but I have to admit, when they put her into that pink monstrosity with the lace around the door and the red ribbon, she did look kind of cute, didn’t she?”

“Yes, but she looked awfully little in there.”

“I’m betting she was in Mrs. Stubblefield’s lap before they hit Nevada City.”

“Yes, I’ll bet you’re right.” Then Angel put her paws around the other two kittens and dragged them a little closer to her heart. If you looked really hard, I think she had a little tear in her eye. Or could it be that I was looking through my own tears? It’s hard to say.

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Where does an author get ideas for a fiction novel?

Some authors include personal experiences. Some writers base their characters on friends, relatives or next-door neighbors. An idea for a novel can be gleaned from a newspaper article or a gossip column. Some authors come up with a rough idea for a plot and characters, and then let the characters tell their own story.

Years ago, my parents told me I used to bury my toys in the sand and then my dad had to dig them up. Aha! What if someone dug up something a toddler buried years ago and it became the clue to solving a murder?

With that concept, I started writing my first novel, Black Cat’s Legacy. Before I knew it, Black Cat (Thumper) jumped into the tale, took over and became the catalyst of the story. Having his ancestors’ memories, he tries to help Kimberlee solve her father’s murder. Something buried by the toddler years before played into the plot, but only in a very minor way. Who knew? From little acorns, mighty oaks grow.

So, a whole novel can begin with the kernel of an idea. When I begin to write, the characters often highjack the story. I follow their lead until the scene plays out. When this happens, they can take it in surprising and unplanned directions. This can be good or bad depending on the temperament of my characters. Most unnerving is when one of them makes an unpredictable move and I have to ask, “What the heck just happened? How do I get him out of this?”

That’s usually when the mischievous character decides to take a vacation and leaves me trying to resolve the muddle they just created. And my mind is blank, and I’ve got nothin’.

What does an author do when they get writer’s block? Again, there are as many answers as there are authors. But here is the best one I’ve ever heard.

What’s the worst thing that can happen? Using that concept, I conjure up several alternatives, pick one and run with it.

Here’s an example: My character is frying bacon and the skillet catches fire. What’s the worst thing that can happen?

She pulls the fire extinguisher off the wall. It’s empty!  What’s the worst thing that can happen?

She grabs her cellphone to call the fire department. Dead battery. What’s the worst thing that can happen?

She yanks open the front door, screaming, “Fire, fire.” A religious zealot on the doorstep, says, “You tell it, sister. Hell fire is for eternity!”

You get the idea. See how easily my imagined skillet fire scene just got away from me? I had planned she would grab a fire extinguisher and put out the fire. I hadn’t planned anyone at the door... But, as usual, my 30-second example character took control and finished the scene better than I had planned. With my characters, I’m used to them being in control. I’m sort of just along for the ride.

You can find my novels at Amazon in paperback and e-book. For a fun read, I recommend any of my 13 novels. Check them all at Amazon.

An author must consider all aspects of writing a book to be successful. In many ways, our lives have similarities to the elements of a novel.

COVER

When a potential buyer is in the bookstore shopping for a book, the first thing he notices is the cover. If the cover appeals, he picks it up. It must have a snappy, good-looking book cover. The color must be-- bright and eye-catching with an interesting title and intriguing pic suggesting the story line. It must have Large easily read words and a fairly simple design that will look good in a thumb print on Amazon. The buyer flips it over to read a summary of the story. Does the plot sound intriguing?  A novel can have the best story in the world but if it has a poorly designed cover it may not get sold.

Similarly, the way we present ourselves to the world is as important as the book cover. How we dress, our hair style, how we put on make-up when we go out in public is like OUR book cover. As soon as we walk through a door, people form an instant impression about us. It may not be fair, but it’s true. People judge our appearance and make an instant decision. Do they want to know us better or not? If, we are carelessly dressed, wearing wrinkled clothing, or unclean hair (ladies) it creates a poor impression. We may be the most likable person in the world, but appearance can create the wrong impression.

A nicely dressed, clean appearance, cheery smile, and pleasant demeanor creates a good first impression.

Editor

A writer needs an editor to review a manuscript to find spelling errors, poor punctuation, poorly written sentences or scenes that don’t make sense. He inspires the author to dig deeper, to help the reader experience the story better. She points out these errors in a gentle constructive manner. The author then makes the changes to create a better story.

My editor helps me find the writing errors in my manuscript, but mostly, she suggests changes to move my book from a story to a journey, so the reader becomes one with the main character, able to leave their world for a few hours and experience the adventure the book presents.

In our relationships and business, we need a life editor. This is a ‘best friend,’ brave enough to point out our faults, to tell us 'There's spinach in our teeth'. She may suggest we join a gym and lose weight, stop acting like a fool at parties, or point out that we’re spending too much money on frivolous things. No one wants to hear these things, but our 'editor' wants us to succeed.  When I heed my editor’s advice, it always makes my novel better. When we listen to our ‘life editor,’ we can become better friends, parents, or siblings.

Supporting Characters

Besides the main characters, a good novel has supporting characters. These are the friends and relatives, or even the main character's pets they will interact with. Often, they drive the conflict in the story or help provide the solution.

In my first book, Black Cat’s Legacy, Dorian, the lovely hometown detective, helps Kimberlee solve her father’s murder. She also tries to steal Kimberlee's boyfriend, adding conflict and a sassy complication to a romance that otherwise would go off without a hitch. 

We also need supporting characters in our lives. These are our friends, neighbors, sisters. They are your ‘tribe’ or group that support you in times of trouble or sickness. They help you celebrate in times of joy, like birthdays and weddings. They perform an important role in our lives. They add companionship, or angst, or drama to your life. They make your life interesting. Without them we’d be like the guy on the island, talking to his beach ball.

PLOT or Storyline

The plot is what happens in the novel. Is the story about a hard-boiled detective, bringing the killer to justice, or is it a romance with the boy next door going off to war? In my Cozy Cat mystery novels, mysteries abound in a small town, on a Texas horse ranch, and in Nevada City. Even in Austria! The location differs, but the characters, in my case, Kimberlee and Brett drive the storyline while Thumper, the cat’s, ancestors’ memories help Kimberlee either solve a crime or avoid a cat-astrophe.

A novel with a good plot draws you into the story and takes you willingly along an adventure while the main character solves a crime or finds the solution to a certain situation. In a good book, the writer makes you feel you are experiencing things as they happen in the story, both good and bad. You’ll laugh or cry, get scared or surprised as the hero experiences the events throughout the story. At the end of the book, you wish there was another 100 pages because these characters have become your friends, and you want to spend more time with them. That’s when you look for the sequel.

Your experience, your situation in life is the plot of your personal story. Each one of us has a different life story.  Your adventures are varied. You’ve raised children, had varied careers, served in the military and probably experienced unbelievable hardship, raised families during the depression, overcome illness or experienced memorable circumstances. The combined experiences of the folks in this room could fill a library.

Conflict

A good novel must have conflict, or it isn’t worth reading. The girl next story must have a rival for her boyfriend. The CIA agent must have a villain to pursue. The puppy must be lost. All these examples create conflict; or something that prevents the main character from easily fulfilling the storyline goal in less than 300 pages. If the CIA agent catches the villain on page one, where is the adventure? If the girl’s boyfriend doesn’t flirt with her best friend, where is the romance? If the puppy isn’t lost, he’s just a puppy.

In Black Cat’s Legacy, Kimberlee tries to solve her father’s murder, but someone doesn’t want her to find the killer.

In Black Cat and the Lethal Lawyer, Grandmother’s attorney plans to kill her before she changes her will and disinherits the false charity organization he created to embezzle her money. Of course, Thumper, the cat, has to help keep Grandmother alive.

In Black Cat and the Accidental Angel, Thumper, now called Black Cat, is left behind at the scene of an accident and has lost his memory. He must try to find his way home.

Do we live without conflict in our lives? It seems like one thing after another comes along to give us grief.  None of us has lived without some degree of trouble, whether in the form of lost loved ones, teenagers, business reverses, a home burglary, an unexpected illness, a sick pet, or a missed opportunity. Each of us could make a list of ten conflicts we have overcome and probably 3-4  over the past year.

Why is there conflict in our lives? Do we deserve the grief we experience? Maybe. Maybe not. There’s a reason why we have these troubles. Like that lost puppy or the CIA agent mentioned above, where would 'our story' be without conflict? If everything went totally right every day, we’d cease to appreciate anything because it would just be expected. We could never experience joy if we had nothing to compare to it. We have to experience pain to know joy. We must experience and overcome problems to appreciate success. Just like conflict in a good book to keep the reader intrigued, we need conflict in our lives. Can you see how a little bit of grief is good for us?

Beginning—Middle--End 

A good book has a beginning that makes you want to read it, a middle that holds your attention, and an end that satisfies. An author writes the story with these concepts in mind. The beginning must have a mystery revealed or a romantic situation that jumps from page one with an event that convinces you to travel this journey with the main character. If it doesn’t hook you in the first five pages, you’re likely to lay the book down and stop reading.

By the middle of the book, the characters should have identified the plot line problems and be well on his way in a struggle to overcome the obstacles, but events MUST continue to go from bad to worse, implying an unsurmountable problem that can’t possibly have a happy ending.

By the end of the book, the author must tie up all the loose strings, solve all the puzzles and bring the story to a conclusion. It may not always be a happy end, but it must satisfy the reader. Did you ever read a 300 page book and have the main character die on the last page? What a waste. All these hours you’ve spent with this character, rooted for him, wept for him, laughed with him and the author kills him off on page 300? You want to heave the book against the wall! Are you likely to buy another book by that author?

What about our lives? How can we compare the beginning, middle and end of 'the story' of our lives?

We start out as babies and then become children. We played, got educated, we grew. Some of us had a good childhood, others had situations that weren’t so good and sometimes these experiences continue to affect us as adults. We all carry things from childhood, good and bad.

During our middle years, most of us married, raised children, and had a work career. Some of us divorced or overcame tragedies. Events we experienced in our childhood, may affect how we reacted to these life events.

Many of us are approaching life closer to the end. These times may be affected by events from our middle years. For instance, our finances could be limited, or not, by investments, savings, or other life choices. Whether we are still married or are widows or widowers, whether we live alone, or with our children. Whether our health is good or less than optimal due to heredity or previous life choices.

An author must consider how to bring her novel to a satisfying conclusion. Many of us are beginning to arrange matters that will affect an appropriate conclusion to our lives. Our thoughts may turn to mending personal fences, writing wills, or visiting relative and friends we haven’t seen for years. Whether we realize this consciously or unconsciously, actions in our senior years move us toward a satisfying end to our life story.

Satisfying conclusions

A novel must have a satisfying end. The hero gets the girl, the killer is revealed and brought to justice, the interplanetary monster is vanquished, the puppy finds a home. The challenge for the writer is to keep creating stories that satisfy and keep the reader wanting more.

As we all reach the last quarter in our life, our goal turns to how to experience a satisfying end. Are you satisfied with all you’ve done or are there still things you’ve always wanted to do? Have you accomplished all you hoped to accomplish? Or do you still have unfulfilled dreams?

If you haven’t yet reached that satisfying conclusion where you can say, 'I’m happy with everything I’ve done', I encourage you to think about the things you’ve dreamed of. It’s never too late to follow your dream.

What better time than now?

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While the ‘tiger of war’ rages across the Pacific during WWII, eccentric, elderly Agnes Odboddy’s patriotic duties are interrupted when she finds a rat-filled shoebox on her porch, her home is trashed, and she becomes the prime suspect in the Wilkey’s Market burglary.

A traveling carnival with a live tiger joins the parishioners’ Harvest Fair at The First Church of the Evening Star and Everlasting Light. When counterfeit bills turn up at the carnival, and the war bond money goes missing, Agnes’s attempts to restore her reputation and locate the money lead her into harm’s way. Then she stumbles upon a friend’s betrayal and discovers even more about carnival life and tigers than she ever bargained for.

Join Agnes Odboddy on her hysterical romp through pumpkins, war bonds, counterfeit money, and tigers. Filled with laughter and suspense, you will enjoy a bit home life during WWII and a bit of history along the way.

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Let’s pretend for a Subscribeminute, you’re an author seeking to unlock the secret of how to write a successful cozy mystery novel. After analysis of numerous cozy mysteries, a certain template emerges.

Your heroine must be a beautiful, blonde female, about 30 years old, recently divorced with, or without child. She must have a dog or a cat. The pet doesn’t have to solve crimes, but it helps...

Her sweetheart, (who resists a committed relationship) is somehow connected to an inept law enforcement agency, which provides access to information usually withheld from the public.

She must have a quirky sidekick, to balk at her every good intention.

She also needs an unusual profession or hobby. The best ones have already been snagged by multiple popular mystery writers. These include bookstore owners, catering services, travel agents, writers, detectives, caterers, librarians, etc.

For any hope of a successful series, our heroine needs a career or hobby that hasn’t been done to death, but gives her access to numerous nefarious criminal activities. In the end she must succumb to her own ego, use terrible judgment to expose the adversary, and at the last moment, preferably be rescued from surefire death by her boyfriend or her dog.

So, let’s see if Mrs. Odboddy and the Conniving Candidate fits the template for a successful cozy mystery.

Agnes Odboddy is an elderly, retired, WWI undercover agent, now fighting WWII from the home front. She has a cross-eyed Siamese cat and sponsors a displaced carnival tiger; though in Conniving Candidate, neither is called upon to rescue her from a death-defying situation.

She is engaged to a retired FBI agent, and her good friend is inept Chief Waddlemucker, Newbury's Police Department. By virtue of her determination to bring all Nazi spies or conspiracies to heel, the unusual job or hobby category works. The need for a quirky sidekick is covered by her granddaughter, Katherine, who lives with her and works as a beautician at the Curls to Dye For Beauty Salon and moonlights at the Whistlemeyer Mortuary doing hair and makeup for the ‘dearly departed.’

In this fifth Mrs. Odboddy mystery/adventure, Mrs. Odboddy and the Conniving Candidate, whimsical and unpredictable Mrs. Odboddy runs for a vacant Newbury City Council seat. Her political opponent is a scoundrel who will stop at nothing to discourage her from continuing the campaign. Multiple issues arise that would convince any normal person to ‘thrown in the towel,’ but not Agnes.

In the intriguing subplot, Katherine’s ex-fiancé, having left her at the altar the previous year, returns, to declare his undying love. When he helps overcome multiple problems, how can Katherine kick him to the curb?

Of course, there is a death-defying final scene, when Agnes attempts to put an end to the skullduggery that challenges her campaign and threatens her family.

So, for a successful cozy mystery, I think it works! What do you think?

Black Cat and the Accidental Angel

An excerpt from a novel by Elaine Faber

What on earth? Thumper lifted his head to peer through the wires of the carrier. For as far as his eyes could see–nothing but the tops of apple trees. Where are we? Last time he’d looked, the car was on the freeway, somewhere between San Francisco and Fern Lake. Headed home.

“Owh. You’re stepping on my tail.” Noe-Noe twisted her fetching feline head and glared. “When can I get out of this wretched carrier?”

Thumper shifted his weight. “Sorry, my precious. Won’t be long now.” The SUV hit another pothole, rocking the cat carrier on the back seat. It clunked against the passenger door.

He lifted his nose, sniffed and pulled back his ears. Dog! How long had it been since Dorian bathed Sam? Dog swirled through the car, stirred by the air conditioner. Would someone please crack a window? He could hear Sam panting, just behind the seat in his carrier. Probably drooling all over the luggage. Noe-Noe was right. This trip couldn’t be over soon enough. “We should be home in an hour, my sweet.”

His companion appeared less than impressed. “Owh! Move over. You’ve got your foot in my stomach.” Noe-Noe laid her head on the blanket and closed her eyes.

Poor thing. She’s exhausted. She certainly wasn’t the sweet kitty he’d fallen in love with in Texas, but then he couldn’t blame her for being cranky after five hours on the plane and another hour and a half hours on the road. Thumper scooted closer to the hard side wall on the carrier and tried to get comfortable.

Noe-Noe opened her eyes. “I had no idea it was so far to Fern Lake. I’ve changed my mind.” She stood and rocked with the swaying car. “Tell Brett to stop this car and let me out. I want to go home.”

Thumper turned toward Noe-Noe. Yowww! “You want to go home now? How do you think you’d get there? Fly? You’re a cat, not a bird!” As if he could tell Brett to stop the car, anyway. His person had never taken driving instruction from him before, not likely he’d start now.

“Maybe this was a mistake. Why did you make me come with you? ” Noe-Noe scrunched her ears and gave him a swat.

“Cut that out. What do you mean, I made you come? You begged me not to leave you behind. Lucky for you, Kimberlee brought you along. Now scoot over. You’re taking up three-quarters of the space.”

“Am not. Move your own fat black butt. You’re poking me. I’m already up against the wall…”

Thumper reached up to scratch his left ear. That blasted dog. I better not have a flea on me. Go back to sleep. It won’t be long now.”

Thumper peeked through the wire door. Outside, the tops of trees whizzed past on both sides of the road.

The screech of brakes and crunching metal filled the car. What the…? The SUV lurched. It careened. Swayed back and forth, flinging the back passenger door open.

Thumper pitched forward. His body collided against Noe-Noe as the carrier toppled from the car. It crashed onto the asphalt, and then plummeted end over end down the twenty-foot embankment. Metal grating against metal drowned out Noe-Noe’s shrieks. The world tipped upside down, then right side up. His world tilted and reeled as the carrier tumbled down, down past the wall of rocks. Noe-Noe?

Wham! His head whacked hard against the wall.

The carrier rocked to the side, and then lurched to a stop. The scent of rotten apples made his stomach turn. A fine mist of dust rose up and drifted in through the wire. He moaned and tried to lift his head. Everything went black.

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The Story Behind the Story of Black Cat and the Secret in Dewey’s Diary

In 1987, my daughter, Londa Faber, and I went to Austria and Germany. While there, we experienced a number of peculiar events and heard an odd tale of folklore that inspired me to write a poem…

The key to the treasure is in Hopfgarten.

Touch the feet of the babe that lies beneath the king,

In the place where the storm clouds…

Are frightened away by the ring.

Over the years, I wrote three fictionalized short stories based on the sights, sounds, scenery, feelings and insights we experienced in Austria. Black Cat and the Secret in Dewey’s Diary includes true elements of our experiences mixed with the fictional story in this full-length cozy mystery novel. The poem I wrote that sleepless night became the catalyst for the story of the secret in Dewey's diary.

Black Cat and The Secret in Dewey’s Diary is a dual tale, with half of the story taking place in Fern Lake where Black Cat and Angel face challenges aplenty, and the other half of the story in Austria and Germany as Dorian and Kimberlee follow the clues in a WWII soldier’s diary, searching for a treasure in gold coins, missing since short after the end of WWII.

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Enjoy an edited excerpt from Mrs. Odboddy And Then There was a Tiger.

A stringent odor stirred Agnes to consciousness. Wild, earthy.

Where am I? Straw tickled her cheek. I must be in a barn.

Why hadn’t her abductor tied her up? He’d knocked her unconscious and used chloroform.

She would have to rely on her brilliant crime-fighting faculties if she was to get out of this alive. She struggled to sit up and put her hand to her head. Still dizzy, but clearing.

Brrrumm… Brrrumm

What was that sound? She shivered in the chill air and tilted her head to listen. It sounded almost like something scratching in the corner, like someone… or something… moving around in the darkness.

The light from the moon revealed the faintest outline of something vertical near her face… She reached and closed her fingers around a steel bar. A quick movement seven inches to the left and her hand smacked into another steel bar. She was in a cage! An animal cage? A stab of panic shot through her chest. She could almost see the front page of tomorrow’s Newbury Daily Gazette now. It is with a heavy heart we announce that Agnes Odboddy, almost regular attendee at The First Church of the Evening Star and Everlasting Light, exemplary citizen and unparalleled volunteer for causes both large and small, was eaten alive by a wild animal.

No one would think she was kidnapped and foully murdered. Maybe someone would wonder why she had willingly entered an animal cage, but knowing the daft stunts she had pulled in the past, they would not wonder long.

Now, how to defend herself against a wild animal? She pulled a silver chopstick from her hair. Stainless steel and sharp, it would be a lethal weapon against a human, but wasn’t very effective against a wild beast.

Brrrumm… Brrrumm…

That noise again from the corner! She scrambled to her feet, holding the chopstick in front of her. Her breath came in ragged gasps. Waves of dizziness threatened to send her spinning again. Not now. Stay strong, Agnes. Don’t give up! She took a step forward, ready to fight to the death, but her wretched body defied her best intentions. Which way was up and which down? Her legs felt like noodles. Not now! Not now! The strong smell of animal urine assailed her nostrils. And then, the edges of her consciousness turned to black.

Slurp…  Slurp…

The ringing in her ears subsided. The blackness faded, consciousness returned… then panic as she became aware of a sandpaper-like sensation rasping across her neck… her cheek… her mouth. Instantly awake, her hand flew to her wet face.

The clouds had thinned and in the ensuing moonlight, the faint outline of a giant tiger, not six inches from her face! The knot in her throat tightened. Sure that her life was measured in seconds, the prayer of every Christian at the moment of death came to mind. Lord, forgive this sinner and open the pearly gates.

She scrabbled through the straw, searching for the chopstick she had dropped when she fainted. Unable to locate the chopstick, she scrambled to her feet. What good would the tiny scrap of metal do, anyway? If she was destined to be the beast’s dinner, he’d accomplish the deed whether standing with a chopstick in her hand or on her knees, mumbling in prayer.

Brrrumm… Brrrumm…

Why did it sounded so content? Was the tiger tickled at the prospect of chasing down a live meal, instead of finding it on the end of a stick?

She’d have to fight the beast bare-handed.

The creature moved forward, and threw back his head. RRROWWW!!

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The Spirit Woman and her mountain lion companion are once again sighted in the hills near Lockleer Mountain.

Shortly after Joe and his brother, Cyrus, quarrel over the ownership of a winning million-dollar lottery ticket, Cyrus’s mutilated body is found in the mountains, ravaged by the local wildlife.

When stolen hospital drugs are found in the dead man’s home, murder is suspected. Sighting of the Spirit Woman and her mountain lion are once again seen in the nearby mountains. Has she returned to aid the troubled town? And, surely there is enough trouble to warrant her return.

Lou Shoemaker, owner of the local sewer truck, the Pooper Scooper, befriends Rosita Ramirez, a transient with two children, who came to Lockleer Mountain to sell tamales. Soon, gossip erupts about Rosita and the local Baptist pastor. The church deacons fear the gossip will discourage the membership and destroy the church. Deputy Nate and Sheriff Peabody must find and expose a killer and track down the perpetrator of the gossip, or the pastor will be forced to leave the church.

Will the Spirit Woman and her companions resolve the troubles that plague the rural community?